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This just in: The1st official Paris Hilton figure complete with an empty head and free add-ons such as ganja, a tiny dog slightly bigger than her brain and a list of 6 unrelated words was released. Researchers have proven that this list contains exactly 4 words more than Hilton’s vocabulary. Experts in this field (read people who wanted to be Paris but weren’t rich enough so are now instead commenting on such topics) are astounded that she actually knows 2 words. Venture capital and government funded research is now on to figure out what those 2 word is. Well i'm pretty sure that 1 of those words is Paris (which she believes is a city named after her) . We await the results of this research eagerly.

And 2 days after that extremely important news piece comes the breaking news that Britney Spears is getting her own action figure complete with changeable hair colour and changeable skin colour. Free with this is a book whose retail price is $85 (ironically the action figure costs $10) on how to get married and divorced in less than 6 hours.