Crap wrap 3

This just in: As his last act in office British PM Tony Blair does a Bush and attacks Ghana (a tiny country in Africa). A grueling fight ensued between 300 Ghanaian soldiers (equipped with the very latest in stone throwing technology aka slings (similar to the ones you get in matheran for 5 bucks)) and millions of English soldiers. On-lookers could distinctly hear the soldiers shouting “This is Ghanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. The English army has now returned back home. Thats the wrap for the morning news.