The Chronicles of Riddick-ulously stupid people

"The chronicles of riddick-ulously stupid people" is a new movie starring George W Bush and Paris Hilton. It has already grossed more than 8 dollars in the US surpassing expected figures of 1 dollar and 45 cents. It's release is widely anticipated in the rest of the world.

The noted hollywood critic Tom Brown (who at this point cannot be traced or tracked) said of the movie,"It is a brilliant movie. The script is powerful and the actors even more so. I just can't wait to see its sequel."

The movie has been associated with a major change in the health of most of USA. The people who actually saw the movie are now in shock and/or coma. The other people who didn't see the movie still have not managed to stop laughing after reading the afore mentioned review.

Warning: spoilers ahead

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The movie consists of 2 main protagonists: George W Bush (portrayed by Paris HIlton) and Paris Hilton (portrayed by George Bush). The 1st scene is Paris sitting on a stool without make-up (hence the audience going into shock). The second scene contains Bush. Need i say more?

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In related events, experts have noted that this is the first instance of a movie's run time being less than the time required to pronounce the title. These so called experts added soon enough that this may not hold true for the two protagonists.