Limericks

I stumbled upon these while cleaning out my mail. Thought I'd post them. They are all limericks which means the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines rhyme and ditto for the 3rd and 4th (these two lines are shorter than the other 3). Usually its on a funny subject but these ones aren't strictly so.

1.
Seven hundred ships left their land,
They came to fight,to conquer our land,
They lost the strife,
So happy was my wife,
She needed the slaves for a helping hand.

2.Mom's wise words

Eat your fruits,drink your milk,
I need to go out and by some silk,
Wash your hand,
Don't play in the sand,
So said the mother to her ilk.

3. Good ol' Bush

The guests were sore,
The wedding was a bore,
The bride loved the groom,
A disaster did loom,
This was the marriage of Bush and Gore.

4.Drugs

Jimi calls it "Purple Haze",
People get lost in the maze,
Just don't sit and shrug,
Say no to the drug,
Or u might die in the daze.

5.The tiger

The tiger with all its might,
The 'mazing hunter of the night,
Lord of the day,
Anger it, nay,
The tiger,what a beautiful sight.