Jay Leno bringing out the absurdity in Paris' imprisonment

Most people thought the media coverage of Amitabh Bachchan during his illness was far too excessive. Frankly, it was but Mr.Bachchan is a superstar and no one can deny that. A similar thing happened in the US due to Paris Hilton's jail sentence. Jay Leno brought it out perfectly during his "Tonight Show". Check it out here.

The Taj Mahal

Oye people vote for the TAJ as one of the 7 wonders of the world by logging onto www.new7wonders.com or smsing TAJ to 4567.

What's common between Paris Hilton and BCCI

What could be common between our marvelous cricket board and the subject of a large number of my posts. Did some member of the BCCI go to jail? Well maybe, but thats not the answer I was looking for. The question is answered extremely aptly by a quote by a fat, short and garrulous boy known to us as Eric Cartman. Simply put, they both got F'd in the A.

Limericks

I stumbled upon these while cleaning out my mail. Thought I'd post them. They are all limericks which means the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines rhyme and ditto for the 3rd and 4th (these two lines are shorter than the other 3). Usually its on a funny subject but these ones aren't strictly so.

1.
Seven hundred ships left their land,
They came to fight,to conquer our land,
They lost the strife,
So happy was my wife,
She needed the slaves for a helping hand.

2.Mom's wise words

Eat your fruits,drink your milk,
I need to go out and by some silk,
Wash your hand,
Don't play in the sand,
So said the mother to her ilk.

3. Good ol' Bush

The guests were sore,
The wedding was a bore,
The bride loved the groom,
A disaster did loom,
This was the marriage of Bush and Gore.

4.Drugs

Jimi calls it "Purple Haze",
People get lost in the maze,
Just don't sit and shrug,
Say no to the drug,
Or u might die in the daze.

5.The tiger

The tiger with all its might,
The 'mazing hunter of the night,
Lord of the day,
Anger it, nay,
The tiger,what a beautiful sight.

CRAP WRAP 7

There was a young man and a young woman. They got married. They had a child. The child pooped very often. This one time it pooped on the floor. The woman not having slept well the previous night directed her husband,"Wrap the crap and throw it out." :P:P:P:P:P

You've gotta read the rest of the 'Crap Wrap' series to figure this one out.

The Chronicles of Riddick-ulously stupid people

"The chronicles of riddick-ulously stupid people" is a new movie starring George W Bush and Paris Hilton. It has already grossed more than 8 dollars in the US surpassing expected figures of 1 dollar and 45 cents. It's release is widely anticipated in the rest of the world.

The noted hollywood critic Tom Brown (who at this point cannot be traced or tracked) said of the movie,"It is a brilliant movie. The script is powerful and the actors even more so. I just can't wait to see its sequel."

The movie has been associated with a major change in the health of most of USA. The people who actually saw the movie are now in shock and/or coma. The other people who didn't see the movie still have not managed to stop laughing after reading the afore mentioned review.

Warning: spoilers ahead

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The movie consists of 2 main protagonists: George W Bush (portrayed by Paris HIlton) and Paris Hilton (portrayed by George Bush). The 1st scene is Paris sitting on a stool without make-up (hence the audience going into shock). The second scene contains Bush. Need i say more?

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In related events, experts have noted that this is the first instance of a movie's run time being less than the time required to pronounce the title. These so called experts added soon enough that this may not hold true for the two protagonists.

Rain

It rained today. The weather's awesome. The trees are green. It might just be a nice day after all.

My driving test

On friday the something-th, I went to the RTO to give the test for my driver's license. After 5 hours of waiting in the heat I finally got into the driver's seat. There I sat for less than 2 minutes. My onerous task included starting the car (which several people just refused to do) and taking a u-turn (the guy after me had it easier. He had to make a right turn. Just one frigging turn!!!!!). after which i got my driving capability approved. In related events, deepak didn't even have to do this much. He was given his license without having to give the test. He alleges this is because of some nation-wide nexus between his driving agency and the RTO but we all know the truth which is: he just didn't fit in the car. In more related events i took my Honda civic out for a drive with my dad sitting next to me (ofcourse). For the record I'd like to state that there were no accidents, no lives lost and the car still works. So there :P .