Crap Wrap 6

Awesone awesome awesome news: The 3rd season of wait for it 'how i met your mother' has been announced after 2 leg-en-dary seasons. We love you Scherbatsky.















Go on ted.
Go to bed.
Tell us how you met your mama
else i'll blast you with rays of gamma.

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Mistaking the S in USA for SEX, George Bush invites US senators for an orgy at his ranch.

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This just in: Rapper Eminem, singer Britney Spears and not sure what Paris Hilton are now making music together. Paris will contribute her skills (read finance it) from jail, Britney from her psychiatrist's clinic and Eminem from the marriage hall (where he gets married and remarried with the same person every few days). Thats the (w)rap for the evening news.

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The movie 300 is wildly popular in Ghana. :P
Thats all for todays afternoon news.

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This just in: As his last act in office British PM Tony Blair does a Bush and attacks Ghana (a tiny country in Africa). A grueling fight ensued between 300 Ghanaian soldiers (equipped with the very latest in stone throwing technology aka slings (similar to the ones you get in matheran for 5 bucks)) and millions of English soldiers. On-lookers could distinctly hear the soldiers shouting “This is Ghanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. The English army has now returned back home. Thats the wrap for the morning news.

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Mcdonalds and Jumbo pav have collaborated and are selling fusion foods (in order to blend the west with aamchi Mumbai). Their most famous product and by-far the least edible thing is called the crap wrap. It’s so bad that authorities in Guantanamo Bay are torturing the inmates by making them eat this besides making them watch ‘The Simple Life’ and listen to Britney Spears.

(pic courtesy soham's scrapbook)

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This just in: The1st official Paris Hilton figure complete with an empty head and free add-ons such as ganja, a tiny dog slightly bigger than her brain and a list of 6 unrelated words was released. Researchers have proven that this list contains exactly 4 words more than Hilton’s vocabulary. Experts in this field (read people who wanted to be Paris but weren’t rich enough so are now instead commenting on such topics) are astounded that she actually knows 2 words. Venture capital and government funded research is now on to figure out what those 2 word is. Well i'm pretty sure that 1 of those words is Paris (which she believes is a city named after her) . We await the results of this research eagerly.

And 2 days after that extremely important news piece comes the breaking news that Britney Spears is getting her own action figure complete with changeable hair colour and changeable skin colour. Free with this is a book whose retail price is $85 (ironically the action figure costs $10) on how to get married and divorced in less than 6 hours.

Towel Day

Well on the momentous occasion of Towel Day (which incidentally is 42 days after no particular day) i thought i'd spend a few minutes on the reason behind this day, or in simpler words Douglas Noel Adams (DNA). So while going through Douglas Adams on wikipedia i thought what better way to pay tribute to the great author than by blogging down some of his one-liners which have been but one of the several cornerstones of his writing. If you are a fan of DNA i'm sure this will put a smile on your face and if you aren't then i'm sure this will make you a fan and thereby put a smile on your face.

1. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (1980).

2. AALST (n.): One who changes his name to be further to the front. - The Meaning of Liff (1983)

(Eeshan in full towel day attire)

3. SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.): The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom. - The Meaning of Liff (1983)

4. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things. - The Salmon of Doubt

5. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

6. [The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form — www — takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

7. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

8. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

9. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

10. The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy

11. Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

12. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.




(here Eeshan is seen fully enjoying the benefits of the towel)

THE LOOKS

Well I had nothing to do, so I wrote this. No bad humour intended. Enjoy.
When your friends with these people, you would very often receive these looks. So, I’m just writing this down for the heck of it.

1. The other diggi look - picture diggi slightly sleepy and grinning uncontrollably - Dude physics midsem tomorrow and its only 1 am. Just one more southpark man. Please. (and people wonder why I get bad grades)

2. The Rahul look – picture Rahul after going through last years papers with samarth - Dude its 1 am and you have so much left for tomorrow’s physics midsem. What the fuck have you being doing all this while and now your watching southpark. I’m going to sleep and yes, chapter 4 is also coming.

3. The mech look – picture mech absolutely emotionless (not that difficult, is it) – Ditch KFC na, lets just eat in Galleria.

4. The other rahul look – picture rahul absolutely emotionless (not that difficult, is it) – Ditch eating out na, lets just eat the wonderful food in the mess (unfortunately I’m not sarcastic or exaggerating).

5. The eeshan look – picture eeshan in absolutely any manner you want to – I’m right, your wrong. Discussion over. In the rare event that he is wrong "wink wink", the other person usually ends up with an arm or a foot less.

6. The adith look – picture adith with his earphones in his year and a blissful and stress free face – yes, my friend I study about 10 minutes a day and I’m still a 10 pointer.

7. The diggi look – Well this comes in many varieties, the most popular one being diggi’s leg on the bed, his head tilted at about 45 degree, and him fast asleep, that too while watching the climax of an awesome movie. Be warned this is but one of the several instances where he may fall asleep. Do not be scared if while headbanging, swimming or just after having put the spoon in his mouth while eating, he suddenly droops down and falls fast asleep.

8. The other eeshan look – picture extreme surprise on eeshan’s face – What do you know, for once I am right and nobody got hurt.

9. The other other rahul look – Rahul half smiling – Lets get drunk.

10. The asso look – How dare you bring my boyfriend high to my PAF.

11. The other other other Rahul look – Rahul smiling and looking extremely happy – I just ate maddu food. YAY.

12.The Inani look – picture extreme tiredness emanating from his face and body – Sir, I can’t run anymore, sir please stop, sir I’m going to die sir. Please sir. Please. (this after running one round of the field) [its also largely my look, but what the heck i'm writing this]

13. The other Inani look – I’ll talk to Sir from the front, you creep up from behind, snatch the cones from his hand and go into hiding forever.

14. The Nistelrooy look – picture Nistelrrooy as he normally looks – I know you gave the ball to me right in front of the goal and that my left leg tripped my right one and that even a 10 year old could have shot it in but I’m still the leading scorer in the Spanish league.

15. The Rooney look – picture Rooney fuming – Yeah, so I fouled you, big deal, I’m Rooney, I can get angry whenever I want to . Fuck you .

16. The person facing Ronaldo look – Ok you win, but please for heavens sake, stop dancing.